The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the Worlds Greatest Human by Ian SpectorOpening line: When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered just to be on the safe side.
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS is a hilarious collection of over 400 facts about the phenomenon know as Chuck Norris. (Worlds greatest human) I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading this although Im still at a loss in how to explain why its so funny? I can however tell you that if you Google Chuck Norris jokes you will get well over a million hits and that my 65 year old mother and police officer brother also found it highly amusing. So it seems the silliness appeals to all.
In this parody we get to learn all about Chuck Norriss amazing strength, his indestructible beard, his frightening sexual virility, the power of his fist, his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, the strength of his roundhouse kicks and much, much more. There are 400 facts inside and several cool, illustrated pictures.
Since my initiation into Chuck Norriss amazing world I have purchased 3 more copies of this book for family and friends and would recommend it to just about anyone plus it makes for a great piece of bathroom literature.
-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
-Chuck Norris does not leave messages he leaves warnings.
-When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.
-Sometimes the setting sun will linger just a few minutes on the horizon to get one last look at Chuck Norris.
-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pyjamas.
-The movie Rambo was inspired by Chuck Norriss time as a boy scout.
And if you dont buy this book right now and laugh Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you back in time so you can indeed purchase THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.
400 Chuck Norris Witze
The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
In early , Ian Spector, then a high school student, did something many high schoolers did — he found himself a job. Instead, he created his own job — his own company, in fact. Spector put together a web hosting company, and along the way, ended up operating a number of servers and collecting domain names. For example? We know them today as Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel.
Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in and is the New York Times bestselling author of.
what is art found in human society