Office Politics Quotes (29 quotes)
50 Hilarious And Funny Work Quotes And Sayings
Work quotes about management and jobs. Your colleagues and your boss will have a blast reading these. I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny work quotes, funny work sayings, and funny work proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx.