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Funny But True Quotes (254 quotes)

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17 Empowering Quotes From the Funniest Women Alive

Skip navigation! Post-holiday blues, much? We know that ushering in a new year is an exciting time, but we just can't seem to get out of the back-to-work fog. Maybe it's the fact that our alarm came earlier than ever, or we're bummed about the passing of Christmas, or this massive blizzard barreling down on us, but we needed something to pull us out of our funk. It's our own personal motto that laughter cures almost everything, so we turned to our favorite funny ladies to cheer us up.

We've compiled the funniest, most thought-provoking, and inspiring quotes of the month, said by our absolute favorite ladies of the moment! Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? She was really psyched about it. Cleopatra pretty much invented the eyeliner, and she ruled a kingdom! I just wanted to make people happy.

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I feel worried and tense about everything from an offhand comment my friend makes to running late for work. What could be more anxiety inducing than that? I thought. I did it partially because I felt that if I could conquer stand-up comedy and overcome the anxiety that would inevitably happen , I could conquer anything. As I embarked on my comedy journey, I found myself in dire need of some positive vibes to tame my self-doubt.

And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other. Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth.. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other. Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]. You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other. Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth.. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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